- 7:30 – Show more or less beginning. I hope I won’t regret this. Modern dance really isn’t my thing.
- 8:00 – Oh god, kill me. Another hour and a half of this? I wish I had brought my laptop.
- 8:01 – People discussing the “meaning” of the “piece.” This ain’t dance. I call bullshit.
- 8:30 – Well, this one isn’t bad. Perhaps there is hope.
- 9:00 – It’s crunch time! Time for the flash mob dance!
- 9:01 – NOT KNOWING THE CHOREOGRAPHY FAILLLLL
- 9:02 – POORLY TIMED UNNECESSARY FLIP FAIL
I’ll be sure to post the video of our flash mob dance when it goes up!